London - (Habeus Corpus Mess): Tory front bench maverick David Davis played a blinder yesterday, publicly dumping the country's top fascism apologists the Astor family and their Bush-fellating agenda, our Palace of Westmonster correspondent writes.
Viscount Astor's fantasy factory creation stepson-in-law David Cameron was clearly gobsmacked when the news broke and needed a change of diaper before speaking to reporters with his reaction.
A self-satisfied pompous ex-Bullingdon Club prick whose cowardice is almost as great as his ego, Cameron has successfully hidden his Nazi and Blackshirt family secrets in a shameless bipartisan schmoozefest with Labour's ruling pederastocracy.
Cameron's own firstborn little bastard was implanted into Kensington Palce to take on the role of little William after Charles shot his two boys during a crack cocaine binge-out weekend back in 1986.
His career then took off under ex-MI5 CEO Stella Rimnington's personal guidance via every Thatcher mosbter cartel sponsorship programme imaginable.
Davis has called out these feckless deceivers and invoked Magna Carta whose 793rd anniversary takes place on Father's Day this Sunday.
"Cameron is a Nazi cuckoo in a dead duck's nest," a Hellfire Club source concurred today.
"It is common knowledge in the Palace of Westmonster that this vain Oswald Mosley-lookalike is Tony Blair's son by his little-known first wife, the spawn of George Bush Senior tribute artiste Frank Geli, and a half-sister to the stooge planted to take on the ID and persona of Princess Diana," the source explained.
Blair is known to NATO Military Intelligence and spook services around the world as an Opus Dei hitman whose maternal grandfather was Adolf Hitler.
His birth father was fetid UK traitor Anthony Blunt, brother of Queen Mother tribute act Violet Freeman who took on the royal role after Luftwaffe bombs killed King George VI, his wife and eldest daughter in a raid on London in September 1940.
And his mother is Nazi-fellater Unity Mitford's daughter by Hitler, protected by official state denial because her own father spawned the tribute artiste known as the Puppet Monarch.
At his Yorkshire constituency this morning Davis was saying very little.
But at the Dead Duck Manor ancestral seat of the Astors, the ghost of Magna Carta's King John surveyed the ancient rat traps laid to catch a hornet's nest of traitors.
Camilla is shitting bricks.
