London - (Lurid Ass Mess): One of Max Mosley's hookers has told reporters about a subterranean Colditz-style playpen that the seedy old fascist has installed in his Pratts Bottom country home in Bedfordshire.
"It's part of his customised Dungeons and Dragons suite," Ms Hailey Tart said today in an interview with the UK editor of LA FagHagSlagMag, "a lifesize replica of Prince Charles' model village facility at Highgrove.
"Mostly it's for visiting foreign dignitaries and A-List celebs," Tart continued.
"And none of your common old muck with an airmiles account from that Eliot Spitzer Holy Roman Emperor VIP agency's loyalty card scheme.
"This is a classy joint.
"You have to be big in politics, or war, or oil... or all three. Or related to the Pope, the Dalai Llama or Tom Cruise.
"We like to think of it as a springboard for public orifice careers for the clients, like.
"Mind you, some of the 'girls' that started here have gone on to greater things in life, of course," Tart chuckled.
"Like marrying a Beatle. Or reading the News. Or running for US President."
Tart's interview will be published online with exclusive video footage of the Pratts Bottom, Beds facility on the Royal YouBoob! internet channel at the weekend.
