Brain Dead Gym quack is new No 10 education adviser

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 3 April 2008

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'Electrically focused brain exercises': Meadow will show kids how to pick their noses with a live electrical wire

London - (Ass Mess): Prof Sir Roy Meadow has been appointed as a top education adviser to UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown following a seminal cabinet decision to invest heavily in a Californian educational pseudo-science import called Brain Gym.

Meadow will now promote the Brain Gym theory which says children become Einstein-grade geniuses if put through a daft daily routine of touching themselves in 'electrically focused brain exercises' that put a spark in their learning abilities.

Meadow, 69, famously postulated that mothers harm their children just to get some attention - a now widely discredited hypothesis that wrongly convicted hundreds of innocent women for injury or death of their offspring.

His task will be to champion the psychotic delusions of California impostor Paul Dennison PhD, founder of the Educational Kinesiology Foundation which claims child brain power is boosted if kids are allowed to pick their noses in class.

Dr Andrew Wakefield is daft as a brush.

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