Teenager admits daft stunt not influenced by TV

Funny story written by Tom Brogan

Friday, 5 October 2001

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"I'm evil, I don't watch TV, I just killed them"

A teenager yesterday admitted that a ludicrously stupid stunt he had pulled was completely his own idea and not at all influenced by TV or films.

The country's ruling bodies believe otherwise and have already attempted to ban several good films. "Where would a teenager get the idea to endanger life and limb by showing off to his friends unless he saw it on TV or in a movie?

Children don't just come up with daft ideas by themselves you know." said someone in authority.

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