London - (Ass Mess): A very red faced Bill Gates has pulled out prematurely from the Prince's Truss - the official money laundering organ of the Pretender to the Puppet Throne - after a tip-off from UK vice cops.
The Microsoft front man was reported on planning a £1 million donation just before ex-NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for the Holy Roman Emperor VIP scam.
FBI sources have indicated that a worldwide operation may net up to 200 Global Piss Process luminaries involved in the Spitzer racket.
At his Klosters skiing hideaway today the Pretender was said to be feeling 'sick as a parrot'.
"The entire Nazi/Stalinist Puppet Monarchy is involved," Interpol sources explained to the press.
"We're giving it a few more days before .......Kerpow!"
Kate Middleton is apoplectic.
