Written by Paul Deacon

Friday, 5 October 2001

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Gerald's look says it all

A woman is distraught after discovering that her husband doesn't close his eyes any more when she kisses his lips.

Mrs Moira Tuckey, 30 of Deal, Kent told TheSpoof "There's no tenderness like before in his fingertips. It makes me just feel like crying"

He husband Gerald, 32, is said to be critical of little things her wife does although is trying hard not to show it.

Mrs Tuckey remains optimistic "I'd get down on my knees for him. We had a love you don't find everyday. No no, no no, no no no no no no no Don't, don't, don't, don't, baby don't throw it away. Na na, don't throw it away, don't throw it away. Now baby, oh baby, I beg you baby, oh baby I beg you please, I need your love. So bring it on back, bring it back. Bring it back, bring it, bring it, bring it back".

As Mrs Tuckey reached a climax TheSpoof decided to leave.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Old People, Love

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