The wacky L.A. celebrity scene was electrified yesterday when it was announced that Britney Spears has become engaged to Britain's ace footballer, Gazza.
The news was released as the sex goddess held a tearful reunion with her sons after being allowed limited access to see them.
Britney and Gazza apparently met during a stay in a rehab institution in the British capital city of London last summer.
It is thought that they fell in love when they discovered that they shared a common love of alcohol and drugs.
Sources close to the happy couple revealed that they planned to tie the knot as soon as Gazza is released from a secure psychiatric institution, following being sectioned under the Mental Health Act, yesterday.
Gazza's best friend and drinking companion, Jimmy "Five Bellies" Gardiner said that he was delighted that he had been asked to be best man.
British football fans were ecstatic that their hero was settling down.
Gazza will always be remembered for his ability to weep buckets of tears on the football pitch for no apparent reason.
Condoleezza Rice is believed to be chief bridesmaid.
Ex-President Bill Clinton has requested that he is allowed to make an after wedding speech on the importance of fidelity, truth and faithfulness in marriage,based on his own perfect marriage.
