London - (Delusional Mess): Vexatious litigant and Harab's grocer Mohammed Al Fayed has attributed a disgruntled Mossad fellow double agent as the source behind anti-semitic attacks on his reputation.
The dodgy fantasist has spent hundreds of millions of stolen dollars to project an Egyptian nationality and background when his entire DNA matches perfectly with both General Pinochet and other notable hasidics like Prince Bandar.
Al Fayed's campaign to erase his roots keeps reverberating. This week his Nazi claims against the Puppet Monarchy have belied his own consanguinity to the ancestors who spawned all the current Global Piss Process luminaries in the Bush/Blair/Brown pantheon of dramatis personae.
Meanwhile a Buckingham Palace spokesman has denied reports that sewerage popoing from Balmoral Castle's septic tanks have been rerouted to empty automatically into Al Fayed's indoor swimming pool at nearby Balnagowie House.
Camilla is paralytic.
