The two missing discs that have recently caused a melt down at the Government have been found, safe and sound at the North Pole.
A Mr Santa Claus has contacted the Spoof to tell us that he had them all along.
The bearded crimson wearer told us: 'It made so much sense for me to have them. People change names, move house all of the time, and this just seemed like a good idea. I asked my Nephew who works in England to get them for me. I just asked for a copy in my Email, but he had to send the discs through the post. Unfortunately, he got his Father's brains, no-one in my line would have been so foolish'.
Santa, who is 1,987 years old, but doesn't look a day over 60 said: 'I never meant to cause any trouble. I just wanted the children to get their presents on Christmas day. It is the least that they deserve'.
