Greenwhich - (Archaeological Mess): King Tutankhamun's curse has been unleashed on the Pretender to the Puppet Throne as he and Camilla were seen to violate sacred exhibits displaying the ancient pharaoh's burial tat.
As they toured the ex-Millenium Dome the centerpiece gold funerary crown that Howard Carter discovered on the Egyptian Boy King's mummified was just too much for Charles to resist.
In a burst of testosterone-fueled hubris Charles seized the precious exhibit from its glass case and placed it over his balding, scabby, brylcreemed pate before turning to Camilla and whispering:
"Well, what do you think, old girl? Want to try it on for size, eh?"
Camilla blushed but agreed to sit on Tutankhamun's fabled jewel-encrusted pharonic throne as Charles bowed before her and placed the precious diadem on her head.
"Always good to have a trial run before the real event at Westminster Abbey, old girl," he whispered.....
