Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

image for Kate Middleton snapped shooting up
Before the airbrushing mob took over...

Balmoral Estate, Scotland - (Ass Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton was snapped shooting up on the Balmoral estate this weekend.

Palace officials responded quickly by faking some pics of the pointless flat-chested stick insect wearing combats and a khaki T shirt.

A simple Bushmaster Varminter hunting rifle was superimposed on the photos to up the cred.

Then in an ultimate coup de theatre a couple of long-dead stuffed Victorian stags were prised off their castle mountings and positioned near the silly young skaghead.

Et voila. - Formidable.

99% of Sunday Tosser readers polled said they believed Middleton is being groomed by the Puppet Monarchy for a huntin' 'n' shootin' countryside lifestyle, as every future royal spouse should be.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Kate Middleton




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
85 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more