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Thursday, 13 September 2007

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The lost dog of christ.

Christian radical groups in Swansea have claimed to have found the second coming in a quite unexpected form.

The group, who call themselves the church of Jesus and all his disciples in a modern setting with contextual references, believe that football manager and lost dog man Jose Mourinho is Jesus, come back to renew his teachings.

They started preaching about Mourinho earlier this year when he fought police in order to stop them taking his dog away, which resulted in the dog escaping and Mourinho being in the newspapers.

Mourinho turned to Christ at this point both metaphorically, and literally, with him becoming the son of god.

Head bible basher Steven Waiting said in a press release "Mourinho is our lord returned and if any one says different we'll deck 'em."

Mourinhoity is now becoming a major Christian off shoot and may develop into a religion peopled wholly by football supporters.

The C of E has denied reports that it is intending to adopt Mourinho in all its churches, but there is speculation that the roman catholics have already started converting their churches.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Jesus, Jose Mourinho




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