Controversy has been caused at BBC TV by an unlicensed version of 'The Weakest Link' game.
The illegal game comes as a flat-pack model of the inside of 'The Weakest Link' studio, and is entirely made out of chocolate and covered in foil wrapping apart from the podiums where the chocolate figurines go, the place where the chocolate Anne's figurine goes, and the cards which the players read out the questions from.
The question-answerer keeps track of how many people have answered questions correctly and incorrectly, and how much money has been banked by each player (represented by a chocolate coin for every 10 pounds banked), in a notebook, which is, thankfully, not made of chocolate. At the end of the round, the players will write with no-chocolate pens on a non-chocolate copy of those whiteboards you see on the 'Weakest Link'.
When two players are remaining, after the round where all money banked is trebled, they'll go head-to-head by answering alternate questions, best of five, like on the TV show. They receive a blue coin for each question wrongly answered, but a red one for every question correctly answered.
A tie results in a sudden death, where the first person to answer a question wrongly loses.
At the end, the players get to scoff all the chocolate they've collected in terms of banked money and questions answered in head-to-head and/or sudden death.
When the BBC realized they needed to find an insane man with a limitless supply of chocolate, a manhunt for Willy Wonka began - until it was discovered that he didn't exist.
Anne Robinson's spokeswoman said that Anne was 'outraged'. No change there, then.
