Rowling fails to scotch Anne Robinson rumors

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

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Anne Robinson is the evil mastermind behind the JK Rowling farce

Edinburgh - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Plagiarising fraudster and serial childrens' book story thief JK Rowling has lost a High Court attempt to gag reports that she is the daughter of the BBC gargolye presenter Anne Robinson.

Rowling attempted to crush persistent reports that she had lied about her parentage as much as she had lied about having actually written all seven Harry Potter books.

But a High Court judge rejected an application today that would have banned any mention of her being Robinson's daughter after the UK's Serious Fraud Office confirmed the pair were being investigated for a chain of huge embezzlements, bribery, corruption, theft and perverting the course of justice.

Rowling's lawyers said today that they might appeal the decision and called the cops' bluff over evidence about her and Robinson.

"We ain't that dafte, matey!" was the sole reply from the police today.

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