Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 28 June 2007

image for Good riddance to Tessa Jowl as cops vow to nail her spouse
Jowl looked a lot less decrepid when she started her job back in 2001

London - (Ass Mess): Stripped of her Cabinet Ministery priviledge in today's reshuffle fetid old crone Tessa Jowl is apoplectic that police will now taregt her and her shyster lawyer husband David "Dark Satanic" Mills in the re-opened probe into the murder of God's Banker Roberto Calvi.

Jowl enjoyed a stellar six year career as Culutre Vulture Secretary after bribing former Prime Monster Tony Blair over his largely unpublicised role in a 1980s gerrymandering scandal where Westminster Council's Dame Shirley Porter and Margaret Thatcher conspired to sell public housing to Tory voters.

"Thatcher could never have done it without Tony," Whitehall sources said today.

"And Tessa Jowl made sure her mediocre talents were given a boost when she gave Blair an alibi for his role in the £40 million scandal."

But now she's out of a job the noose may be tightening around the neck of her mobster husband who enjoyed unprecedented protection from the Calvi cops while Tessa stood at the helm of the Culture Department.

God's Banker 'suicided' himself under Blackfriars Bridge in June 1982.

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