Bush 98% Monkey

Funny story written by Leevil

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

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Curious George?

Scientists in a lab somewhere, claim findings with extensive research that George W Bush (of America) is 98% Monkey. One expert said, "Yep, it's true".

We asked another expert for a better answer, he replied, "In the same way humans are 98% water, our research has found Mr. Bush shares what we like to call, Monkey DNA. Making him 98% monkey."

In an official statement in regards to these findings, one white house spokesman said, "Mr. Bush is not a monkey.".

But Rev. Dr. Dieblaksdie of WhiteTonly University High claims, facts prove nothing - "Facts prove nothing." replies Rev. Dr. Dieblaksdie.

When we asked what the other 2% could be the scientists replied, "We believe it's chilli sauce, Texas style chilli sauce."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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