Scientists in a lab somewhere, claim findings with extensive research that George W Bush (of America) is 98% Monkey. One expert said, "Yep, it's true".
We asked another expert for a better answer, he replied, "In the same way humans are 98% water, our research has found Mr. Bush shares what we like to call, Monkey DNA. Making him 98% monkey."
In an official statement in regards to these findings, one white house spokesman said, "Mr. Bush is not a monkey.".
But Rev. Dr. Dieblaksdie of WhiteTonly University High claims, facts prove nothing - "Facts prove nothing." replies Rev. Dr. Dieblaksdie.
When we asked what the other 2% could be the scientists replied, "We believe it's chilli sauce, Texas style chilli sauce."
