In a cruel twist of fate sacred bull Shambo who is suffering from bovine TB will be sacrificed and sold on to the Masterfoods group, who have recently announced that they are adding mashed up dead baby calf to their previously popular chocolate bars.
A spokesman today commented, "We are delighted to have Shambo aboard and intend to make a range of limited edition Sacred Mars Bars which are guaranteed to bring enlightenment to all who eat them."
Masterfoods expect sales to plummet following their revelation that dead mashed up dead baby calf will be added to all of their products and hope that Shambo will create an upsurge of sales.
They also hinted at more limited edition chocolate bars and are said to negotiating with Japan for dead baby whales and Canada for mashed up baby seals. Twix will be renamed "Chix" in time for next Easter and will contain mashed up baby chicks to compete with top selling Cadbury's creme eggs which are of course made with real "creme".