"It's a Dirty Liberal Plot!", exclaimed Seal Hunter, Ceil Hunter, referring to the low birth rate of Arctic seals and the poor ice flows that are failing to support the baby seals and their families.
"We will not be able to club hardly any baby seals this year and it is all the fault of the liberal elite who support a mother seal's right to choice and the Gore scam about melting polar ice caps!": ranted NCA (National Club Association) spokesperson, Furman Seelskin, "Clubs don't kill seals, people kill seals. . . cause they need clothes, otherwise they would be naked as. . . seals. . ."
"Baby seals have a right to life (until seal hunters exercise their right to club them to death!). The liberal conspiracy to melt the polar ice caps is another case of left-wing immorality!": Rush Limberger, Neo-con Big Cheese and Prescription drug addict snorted.
