London - (Ass Mess): Crumbling 1960's industrial icon the Battersea Power Station is set to become the next US Embassy after IRA pig farmers, Treasury Holdings, who bought (sic) the decaying site off Hong Kong fraudster Victor Hwang last year did a deal with the Bush Administration via US ambassador to the Court of St James's Robert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle.
The move comes after the Mayfair location of the embassy in Grosvenor Square became a guaranteed terrorist target thanks to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's 9/11 shredding of files relating to British ex-KGB colleagues of FBI traitor Bob Hanssen.
Now a series of dodgy offshore company deals using crack cocaine funds laundered via (Uncle) Jonathan Bush's Riggs Bank has ensured Treasury Holdings thugs will pocket an instant profit in excess of £250 million by passing on the Station deeds to the US government.
A few hurdles still remain before the master plan can be finalised however.
Not least of which is Lord Levy's guaranteed 10% introduction fee which the Metropolitan Police has tracked since the begining of the cash-for-honors scam inquiry.
Ruth Turner, 39, is on life support.
