Unrepentant Jo is Black

Funny story written by d howdy

Saturday, 27 January 2007

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Who are you calling an ass?

Jo O'Meara, unrepentant, world renowned 'Indian bully' and recently evicted Big Brother housemate has revealed to the world that she was indeed herself 'a black woman'. Faced with harsh criticism over her behaviour with fellow housemates Danielle Lloyd and Jade Goody for their apparent racist treatment towards Shilpa Shetty, Jo now faces the hardest challenge yet in her short career.

"I would like to make it known to the world that I am not in any way a racist," O'Meara said speaking to The Spoof. "I am the last person who would be racist as I was once a black. I know what it feels like to be an outcast and hated by everyone because I was a black." When asked when it was that O'Meara had a brief discussion with her agent, Clara Mills.

The reporter in this instance would like to point out that I would write down the actual response to what was said but I wasn't in fact actually listening. I was too busy thinking about something else. Whether or not to have roast chicken for lunch or boiled chicken.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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