Written by Duff

Thursday, 4 January 2007

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Is the material girl next shipmate on the good ship Big Bro.?

Reports today that an actual celebrity has been lined up to go into the Celebrity Big Brother house on Friday.

In a desperate attempt to get the show to live up to its title, broadcaster Enditall, is trying to secure the services of a real well-known star. Their spokesman told us:

"It's all about timing really. Basically all real stars are still on their extended holidays as they have loads of dough. The mob of has-beens and nobodies that we have in there at the moment can barely afford a weekend in Bognor. But we're hopeful of putting somebody in who actually is a celebrity real soon"

The Spoof can reveal that star names are: Michael Jackson, Britney Spears and Madonna but as for who may be going into the Big Brother house, well we haven't a clue actually.

Pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, is believed to be hovering around outside the house, as he's thinking of putting a band together after the show finishes consisting of Jacko's brother, Germaine Greer, Leo Sayer and those two that used to be in Steps and S Club 7, Christ knows what they're called. He told The Spoof:

"People in the UK are so gullible that they'd buy any old cack that's tied into some dodgy TV show"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Celebrities

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