Harry Potter In Name Mix-up Could All Get Very Nasty

Funny story written by Duff

Wednesday, 3 January 2007

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Harry Potter and his chums pictured yesterday

Spectacle wearing schoolboy, Barry Potter, is getting near the end of his tether with people mistaking him for spectacle wearing schoolboy and boy wizard, Harry Potter.

Barry from a dog-rough inner-city council estate told The Spoof:

"I'm getting well brassed off with this happening all the bloody time! I ain't no effing boy wizard! I effing well hate those sissy books and the next person who calls me Harry better look out 'cos I ain't having it no more"

Young Barry is thinking of changing his name to Dom Sawyer if his problem doesn't go away and he hopes that this drastic step will end his woes and save him ending up in a young offender's institution.

Author of the Potter trilogy, JK Rowling, who also sings with hit band, Jamiroquai, comments:

"I was coming out of a nightclub right? And there's twenty or thirty paps standing over the road. So next thing it's all flash bulbs. Well I wasn't having that so I chinned one of them and got nicked for my trouble! What's all that about?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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