The time traveler and his time machine Vol. 1

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Sunday, 16 July 2017

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Alister Darwin, a physics professor, makes an astonishing breakthrough in quantum physics which allowes him to construct a time machine in 1866.

He makes a drastic decision, to takes a one way trip into the future 2.1 million years, his friends call it a suicide mission. What he finds in the future is a desolation of earth with very little animal life and a dry climate.

During his foraging, he encounters a sub-human species of animals resembling a type of highly evolved chimpanzees that are very strong and canabalistic, Darwin classifies them as Morlocks in his log.

To avoid conflict with the Morlocks, Darwin, hides his time machine and ventures towards an abandoned city several miles away, looking for answers.

Upon reaching the future city he discovers a female android sitting on the ground with her beautiful head pointed downward and her back leaning against a wall as a vagrant might appear.

In his curiosity, Darwin touches the creature and it awakes to Darwins surprise. "Hello, my name is Aesa and I'm a series 12.3 A.I. humanoid mistress," says the android.

He found it quite amusing that her name having an ancient meaning has traveled so far in time, but it's not unreasonable to believe that literature has its own evolution. The name Aesa is said to be one of the Greek Fates, a goddess that determines when life begins, when it ends, and what happens in between.

Aesa, in a beautiful, graceful manner agrees to help Darwin with his quest to find information. She acts naively with a pleasant and gentle smile, showing attributes of a delightful personality.

In their search, they find a decayed public library that didn't provide them with much knowledge about the extinct culture that ended in civil war several thousand years ago.

"Aesa, you and I are alike in a certain way, we are both out of place in time and now we are soul mates yet I feel this was always meant to be," says Darwin.

Aesa has never mated with any man since escaping the assembly line at the beginning of the civil war. Now her sexual imprinting or phase-sensitive learning program activates with Darwin's romantic words. After she gets aroused and wet, they both lay down together and Darwin takes her virginity, giving Aesa her first orgasm.

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