Written by Aaron David

Monday, 8 May 2017

Journalists uncovered Watergate, MPs' expenses and many, many other scandals. Now your super, soaraway Spoof has found the latest; Paul Nuttall is a big fraud. His name isn't really Nuttall. Apparently he thought his real, double barrelled name would go against his 'man of the people' image so he changed it. We can exclusively reveal that his real name is Paul Nuttall-There.

We've discovered this same practice among other public figures including Nigel Farage-Oak, Teresa May-Knott, Michael Gove-Lyakite, Tony Blair-deblarblar and Ed Balls-Zup. Your super, soaraway Spoof; fighting the forces of darkness with the shield of honour, the sword of the truth, held by the fist of fairness, sharpened on the stone of sincerity. Bringing hope to the helpless, help to the helpless, hap to the hapless and the feckless can look after themselves.

Note. Since this story was published we've discovered that Aaron David's real name is Arbuthnot Rutter-Woollyherd so we've suspended him without pay. Ed

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Teresa May

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