No more nonsense sayings: it confuses the thicks

Funny story written by victoria

Monday, 1 December 2003

It has been announced today that people will be banned from saying things that dont make sense. The proposed penalty for such an offence will be a sharp greeting from Mr. Truncheon, followed by a swift frog march down to spend some time at Her Majesty's pleasure.

Someone shouted down my pen "we have surely had enough of all this nonsensicalness". Now, that's not even a word. "Your knicked mi likkle china". And so on.

Sayings such things as "you'll poke his eye out with that" will be banned from use. Some trouble causers say that the moves are a direct result of Wacko Jacko's recent behaviour.

"He ruins it for everyone", I said to myself.

No more will: "Well...its always the last place you look isn't it?!" ring in our ears and make us want to punch out at the scropulent monkey that uttered such nonsense.

I guess: It's a loss and a gain.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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