Scotch whisky lovers from all over the planet, after recovering from heavy hangovers on Thursday night, have forced the Scottish minister, Nicola Sturgeon, into applying Scotland's veto to nullify the "Leave vote!"
They have also rioted in front of Farage's and BOJO's houses throwing pints of English "Cats Piss" ale at their front doors claiming real men only drink Scotch Whisky and wimps and undercover Nazis prefer pints of watered down English Qui, Qui (or is that French?)!
Hordes of pissed up, ginger headed, kilt clad Scottish football fans and whisky lovers (are they the same breed?) were spotted on the M62 heading southwards towards Westminster screaming, "You fucking Sassenachs will never get our brew laddie and we refuse to pay 50p more for a wee dram just because nobody else on the planet drinks your cat's piss!"
Nicola Sturgeon is supporting the Scottish piss artists in every way she can and has offered her special nocturnal services to German, French, Italian (Mama Mia!) and other Euro Mp's with a bottle of Scotland's finest thrown in!
BOJO meanwhile is scratching his balls wondering where the 350 million EU money will fit into his safe and Farage has retreated behind a bar in the horizontal singing a fine rendition of "God shave the queen she aint no human being!" Whilst sentimentally drowning in his memories of the days when he was a left-sided Punk pissing up Eros's statue in Piccadilly Square!
More as we drown in it (The Bullshit that is)!
