Sikh people save down and out indigenous Brits!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 22 February 2015

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Great people!!

Homeless people in the the UK are turning to Sikh immigrants for help because Sikh people always offer their food to those who are downtrodden, out of luck, Untouchable and general cast outs.

It is in the Sikh tradition to help down and outs and many indigenous Brits in precarious situations because of over indulgence, extreme drug, alcohol consumption, outstanding mobile telephone bills (mobile telephones, much more important than a roof over your head or a decent meal these days!) and other extreme scenarios.

One UK down and out with a shabby raincoat, a shabby dog and dreadlocks gave the following statement:

'Man am I glad the Brits pulverized, murdered and raped during the Raj in India otherwise these wonderful people would never have come here and I would have nothing to eat! Now where's my damn telephone?'

The world is constantly turning and now in modern day UK it seems that ancient, Indian traditions are helping saving a generation of lost souls lost in their cold, grey world filled with materialistic crap, thank heavens for the Sikhs!"

CIA star reporter, Fred Downandout-Scrounger, just scampered over to the local Sikh restaurant hoping for a hand out because his tummy was rumbling, SURE!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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