Dame Flossy, now acting on behalf of the Establishment to cover up any and every sexual misdeed in the past, has been visited by her deceased brother Lord Haverstack who was dealing with this very issue on behalf of the Establishment in the 1980's.
'Big Brother is Watching You' pronounced the dead Lord 'watch it Sis or you might find yourself joining me earlier than you expected.'
'We have every confidence that Dame Flossy will come to the right decision on all the issues' announced David Cameron to a thankful House of Commons.
Some doubters, who have given up any chance of ever becoming Ministers, felt the public would not be convinced that Dame Flossy was an independent judge on the matters under scrutiny, but they have been reminded that the public would accept the Flossy's decisions if they expected to ever get anywhere.
An opinion poll has suggested that people have accepted the whole situation as fair and reasonable - the poll was conducted at Westminster overnight making sure no children could participate.
