Isle of Wight News - Blacktop Days are Coming!

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Friday, 16 May 2014

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Winter has just ended and summer festivals are just around the corner. Soon the island will be blessed with many fun filled weekends providing enjoyment for both residents and tourists alike.

It seems like every town and village has their own festival. Blacktop Days! is a popular celebration in Alverstone that has been held the first full moon in July since 1973 when the main street was first paved over with a Macadam surface.

While all roads leading into Alverstone remain gravel only Alverstone is justly proud of its blacktopped main street and long range plans remain to carry on with blacktop to side streets and highways leading into town.

Mayor Tom Shovel says that popular events such as miniature animal displays and cake baking are promised as well as the three legged race which has been won the last three years by Bernie Zimmer's disadvantaged horse Bluebell.

Marjorie Givens from 2 Bettsworth is looking forward to her grandchildren from Wroxall attending the festival and visiting her as she has not seen them since last summer

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