Philanthropist Charlie Saaatchel is the new Alan Sacharin foundation Employer of the Year. Giving his employees virtually unlimited credit card use with the spending power of Roman Abromovic, minimum wage campaigners cheered him as he was on his way to court on an entirely voluntary basis.
The kind hearted man, dubbed Saaatchel Claus is also responsible for making Trudy Eming a wealthy woman and giving her a guaranteed reputation in the silly art world for not making her bed.
Thanks to the same person's patronage a manufacturer of gothic jewelled skulls and glass tanks with big dead fish in them has gone from being a spotty art student to an art rubbish legend and sold millions of pounds worth of copies of these things and started a chain of life sized artificial chemists shops.
