Written by Mark

Wednesday, 18 October 2006

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Ms. Bell - Before the accident

Anna Bell, a 40 year-old stripper and mother-of-two, suffered severe burns following a 12-hour shift at Cockburns' Nightclub, London.

It is understood that maintenance work was being carried out in the kitchens of the nightclub, modernising some gas pipes dating back to Victorian times. Chief fire officers declared that that the cause of Ms. Bell's horrific injuries were as a result of a gas explosion.

In an interview with The Spoof, Debbie McGee (a colleague of Ms. Bell) explained that the explosion was caused when Ms. Bell lit a cigarette. According to Ms. Bell, there was a sign in the kitchen which read "No Naked Lights" and that after reading the sign, Ms. Jennings was heard to say "Well, that ain't a problem for me I ain't been light since I was 6".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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