Tory Party earthquake as Brit Top Knob goes bankrupt

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

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London - A leading pillock - er...pillar! - of the British Establishment faces criminal bankruptcy charges following a £100m 10-year fraud that bankrolled his gargantuan celeb A-Lister pretensions. Yeah.

Protected by a powerful smoke 'n' mirrors firewall of official PR bollocks the rogue 'nobleman' has somehow managed to keep the sordid shenanigans largely off-piste.

Recent liquidation of News Corpse tabloids may have helped in imposing a proceedings gag about the decade-long embezzlement and self-promotion rampage.

Tonight the full extent of a No 10 cover-up has emerged from the stinking Whitehall storm drains as creditors line up to go public on M'Knobble Lord and his gargoyle wife.

"He's a real butter-wouldn't-melt-in-yer-arse kinda bastard," leading criminologist Bunty Worples tweeted as news of the impending disaster broke.

As for the wife, she's an Opus Dei ho with a handful of children all fathered by disgraced politician Tony B Liar.

Expect the fur to fly tomorrow morning as cops lift the last obstacles to public disclosure.

Tonight the Earl of Upper Slaughter is feeling pickled in shit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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