Written by dutch

Wednesday, 13 March 2013

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Theresa May

Head girl, Theresa May, has shown naked ambition in setting her sights on the Tory leadership. The 'kitten heeled' babe has gone into Servilan mode and is heading a coup to replace 'flagging' Cameron who is appearing for and more 'battle fatigued'.

The peroxide blonde, severe looking matriarch of the Tory Party was seen giving David Milliband, her 'death ray' glare. The deeply 'un-comic' Labour party leader claimed that Cameron could not organise a p***-up in a brewery after he had cancelled the minimum price for a unit of alcohol.

Theresa May was seen fixing Milliband with her 'death ray' glare across the Commons. The bossy, and domineering May appeared to resemble a head-mistress reprimanding a member of staff about 'inappropriate behaviour'. Just imagine that lady running a Comprehensive School and trying to raise school standards. Theresa May is a formidable and hard-faced lady who would strike terror into any 'lily livered' male politician from the Lib Dems who came unwittingly into her orbit.

Over the weekend there has been much speculation about how David Cameron will now face a leadership challenge and the Tory party are in 'disarray' and are openly bickering with one another and forming little 'leadership cliques' on the sidelines.

If May was to become the next Tory leader she would be in the mould of Margaret Thatcher "the Iron Lady" there would be no more 'faffing around' by posh Eton school boys who have been "messing-up" the economy. Instead, "the headmistress" would give the Tory MPs a run for their money and they would have to have an annual staff assessment and could be in danger of losing their constituencies. Many women would secretly be pleased if a bossy, high-achieving 'power woman' could raise our country's profile. A Tory supporter from Hampstead Heath said at her reading club, "If Angela Merkel can lead the German economy why can't us Brits have Theresa May getting us out of the mess the male bankers have got us into. Theresa May would be in the same tradition as Margaret Thatcher and she could reverse the fortune of Great Britain and make our great country proud once more."

The male Tory grandees are furious about Theresa May's "maneuvres" and have told her to go back to her typing pool and not to worry her "pretty little head" about policies which are way beyond her job description.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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