The scandal of Lib Dem Lord Feelyfoxy has been explained by Lib Dem leader Nick Clogg in an exclusive interview with Spoof.
The problem of poor communication at Lib Dem Headquarters stems from the poor resources of the Party. Unable to afford internet facilities they had to rely on an old typewriter that had some problems of its own.
When Clogg received a report that Feelyfoxy was keen on gropes, the typewriter mistakenly told him that he was keen on grapes. When further missives advised Clogg that the Lord kept falling, how was the Lib Dem leader to realise the word was meant to be feeling?
Thus Feelyfoxy appeared to be innocent of any misdemeanours. Indeed he was first to deny anything wrong had occurred.
The Lib Dems are confident this clarification will satisfy all but the most specacle people.
