Written by TGBamford

Monday, 14 January 2013

In an astonishing statement, Nick Clegg has confessed that playing a politician had never felt right, and that deep down in his bones he always knew he was, in actuality, a spy from Mars.

The flash of insight came during a visit to the sub committee meeting of the We Sll the Country Wholesale.

Mr Clegg, Deputy Prime Minister, looking a little flushed after extracting a something large and round from a nostril said, "it all suddenly became clear, I'm not a politician, as is pretty clear to anyone with half a brain, but in fact an undercover spy hell bent on bringing fresh air to Mars and legitimacy to my lord and master"

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Topics: Nick Clegg




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