Brit MP's demand a 32% pay rise to compensate for all of the hot air they blow!

Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 11 January 2013

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He looks and sounds more like Blair every second and should certainly be reimbursed accordingly!

British MP's are demanding at least a 32% payrise because they feel the hot-air garbage that spews out of their mouths is worth much more than what they are receiving at the moment!

David Cameron who spews out the most hot-air rhetoric, is demanding at least a 50% pay rise because his hot air just turns into vapours and is lost forever between the ears of his fans. This is causing immense mental health problems; in fact he looks and sounds more like Tony Blair every day and that is definitely a sign of his rapidly eroding marbles. He has even called President Obama an interfering moron because Cameron wants the UK to pull out of Europe and then Obama countered, "we can't afford you either!"

The hotter the rhetoric the more it saps the energy of MP's and due to horrendously rising NHS costs, MP's feel it necessary to go private and the tax-payer should foot their bills; of course.

Joe public will obviously bow to the demands of their leaders and give them what they want because who else can run the country?

Here are several suggestions:

1) A hoarde of wild boars
2) Sir Alex Ferguson
3) Mario Balotelli
4) Angela Merkel
5) Jimmy Savile
6) Russel Howard
7) Prince Harry
8) Camilla Bowles
9) Gary Glitter
10) Boris Johnson

Please vote for Boris Johnson because he only wants to be a low-paid buffoon!

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