Hellfire Club warns Cameron over Halloween PMQs

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Sunday, 28 October 2012

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Hellish bloodlines will be explored

London - Dozens of former and current Cabinet Ministers could be outed as Jimmy Savile's brats as pervy Hellfire Sperm Bank deposit secrets are released under the 60 Year Rule.

Wednesday's televised debate sees Tory Fright Wingers on the party's Tick-Or-Treaty Euroseptic side demand answers from David Cameron about a DNA cover-up.

A sneak preview of the Order Paper shows dozens of questions listed about Savile secret offspring who 'inherited stuff' from their paternal grandmother, generally accepted as the Old Queen Mum.

And it doesn't just end in Whitehall's corridors of power as members demand DNA testing of all four of Queen Elizabeth's spawn.

Their paternity was last questioned during a failed coup d'etat in 1976 when George Bush Senior and Harold Wilson tried to make the Queen Mother the nation's Sovereign Queen.

A Beeb documentary some years later claimed Bush is yet another of the dowager Queen's sons along with at least one Bank of England governor and missing peer Lord Lucan.

Of course the final nod for Wednesday's questions rests with the Commons' very own Poison Dwarf as pals of Speaker Bercow like to call him.

The superstition-mad five-foot-nothing pugilist is famous for his lucky rabbit's foot codpiece whose annual 31st October debut is the very stuff of Party legend.

Nick 'Dracula' Clegg is 69.

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