The EDL Act Like A Bunch Of Bellends. Again.

Written by Backandtotheleft

Sunday, 30 September 2012

An EDL march through Walsall almost went off peacefully, but the sight of a slightly brown dog set off the more racist elements in the crowd.

Upon spotting the dog (which could not be contacted for a interview) a group of skinheads, who's combined IQ was estimated by Back and to the Left news to be in the minuses, began chanting racist slogans.

The dog, a slightly chocolaty brown colour, didn't seem to pay attention to the aforementioned dickheads and went on it's way.

The police who had been forced to allow the march (because of some bullshit freedom of speech law) watched on unimpressed with the displays of barbaric, un-evolved tribalism. Then out of nowhere a group of EDL marchers charged the police, who could hardly contain their glee.

Forgetting that the police are well trained at dealing with dickheads the EDL "warriors" received a ass whooping that they were asking for.

In all twenty-eight arrests were made on charges ranging from "Being a pratt" to "In possession of a retarded opinion".

Back and to the Left would like to congratulate the Walsall police on the fact they actually waited until the EDL attacked them before breaking heads. We don't think we would have been so calm.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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