Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 28 September 2012

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Grave concerns are being expressed by family and friends of Megan Stammers that a tearful reunion with her parents, Tracy and Martin, her stepfather, seems highly unlikely.

Those closest to 15 year old schoolgirl Megan - who eloped with her married Maths teacher, Jeremy Forrest before being discovered in France by gendarmes - have stated that they fear Megan will fly into a 'proper' teenage strop upon being reunited with her parents.

"I reckon the first thing she'll do is tell her parents that she hates them," a school friend of Megan's revealed. "Then she'll probably stamp up the stairs crying, slam her bedroom door, and start playing Bruno Mars at full volume, crying into her pillow and pounding her mattress with her fists. And I very much doubt that she'll come down for dinner. My bet is that she'll insist on cooking for herself, and make a lot of noise while she crashes about in the kitchen, slamming cupboard doors and stuff."

A family member, who preferred to remain anonymous, said that they genuinely feared for Tracy and Martin's mental wellness, as they'd have to deal with a teenage cyclone, who would be: "Well pissed off at having her holiday interrupted by interfering old farts who don't know what they're talking about. Is it?"

A close friend of Megan's stepfather, Martin, added somewhat ruefully: "I think he's geared himself up for when she screams at him that he isn't her real dad. For the ten thousandth time."

None of which can be confirmed.

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Topics: Teens, Tantrums

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