Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Reports from the frontline describe an an all out attack on rebel strongholds in Glasgow and Liverpool.

The regime has taken out the terrorist rebels sheltering in converted mosques. These rebels want to replace stable Government with unstable government.

Our war correspondent embedded with the rebels interviewed Humphrey Longshanks, who defected from the regime recently. He claimed the regime was crumbling and that only support from America and Russia was keeping it in power.

War hero Jeremy Justice claimed the rebels would only last a few weeks and that they would soon be starved into submission.

Pitiful refugees have been escaping to Ireland where the UN has setup camps, but the Irish Government is complaining that the regime must sort out its troubles soon or they will leave the Euro and ditch the whole European economy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Army

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