Pyongyang Philharmonic to serenade Queen's Jubilee flotilla

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

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At rehearsals aboard the Costa Concordia earlier this year

London - They've hired the souped up remains of the dredger Bowbelle that did for the tragic Marchioness in August 1989.

A lick of paint and some shiny new trimmings completes the makeover much like the Spirit of Chartwell that's been hired by Tory plonkers to ferry the Queen.

Sixty nine members of the North Korean orchestra will play a medley of ditties in honor of their idol IRA Queen.

Mostly stuff like 'We'll Keep The Red Flag Flying' and 'Springtime For Hitler' plus other numbers from their Top 100 Greatest Ever Shits - er...Hits!

Making the announcement the North Korean ambassador to the Court of St James's said it was wonderful to get such an invite.

"Her Majesty personally requested our concert," Ambassador Kim Yum-Yum told reporters, "to recreate the magic of her Pyongyang honeymoon."

The musical extravaganza will be televised and beamed back home to North Korea where Prince William is expected to take up the High Commissioner's post next year.

Carole Middleton used to be a member of the International Marxist Grope [sick].

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