'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

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Friday, 30 December 2011

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Mrs T and Queen Elizabeth were rivals for Roberto 'God's Banker' Calvi's charms

London - Newly released papers under the 30 year rule show officials turned a blind eye to the existence of the Central London cat house, it has been revealed.

St Pussycats made a ton of dosh and even won a government bite mark - er...kite mark! - from the Department for Rough Trade & Development.

Its existence was confirmed today in correspondence between Our Man in Beirut and his Saudi counterpart who discussed the brothel ahead of Pope Karol Wojtyla's hystoric (sick) inaugural visit to it in 1982.

The discussion was sparked following Saudi outrage at the establishment of a chain on British betting shops called Mecca.

Apparently the company's shareholders thought the name was a hoot considering the Wahhabist Kingdom's reckless punt on nationalising Saudi Aramco assets.

Today's document release also shows photos of Mrs Thatcher in a Playboy bunny suit outside the Royal Caughts (!) of Justice.

The ex-UK Prime Monster sued the iconic rabbit-themed nightclub after being refused entry on prosthetic - er...aesthetic! - grounds shortly before the royal wedding of Charles and Diana.

"Of course it's all bollox," the Papal Pro Nonce-io said today.

"Wanna see pix of Papa Benny in fishnet stockings and a rubber waspie?"

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