Adam Werritty Ditches Foxy For Unusual New Job

Funny story written by Katarina Frogpond2

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

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Mr Werritty is Totally Top of the World... and Top of Pops.

The whereabouts of the illusive Adam Werrity has been revealed and its a shocker that has taken the music world by storm. The reason for this is that Mr Werritty has ditched Liam Fox and joined... The Stone Roses.

Mr Werrity was spotted in the line-up of the 90s Indie band on Monday. He carefully avoided the photos and the press conference but afterwards he was seen having a drink with Ian Brown and Mani, who all looked like they were having a jolly time together.

Ian Brown was heard to have said "Yeah. We decided we needed someone to keep us all company. So we phoned Werritty up and asked him if he was interested. He's going to be like our Bez from the happy Mondays"

Mr Werritty is said to be delighted with his new job because he's used to being a Bez. He was Liam Fox's Bezzie mate for a long time, and he took his job very seriously. He accompanied him all around the world, which should come in handy if The Stonies decide to go on tour.

Mani from the Stone Roses says that being Mr Werritty's friend is a wonderful experience. He said "He just brings so much happiness to the band. And when he dances, I feel like I'm back in the 90s dancing with Tony Wilson."

Adam Werritty sounds like a great bloke. I wish he was my best friend.

By Katarina Frogpond.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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