Oh, Jesme, you married a tosspot...

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

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Kiss my ass!

London - The usual Basil Brush-ish chirpiness has suddenly vanished overnight Chez Renard et Femme Jesme.

Graphic stuff about the UK Defence Secretary and a portly, sans-culottes buffoonish chap called Werritty have suddenly popped up in an Uranian - er...Iranian! - scandal about the Saudi ambassador to the USA.

A spoofy news item apparently uncovered details of a Mossad bugging operation on Liam Fox and Adam Werritty following an evening of unbridled falafel scoffing near Regent's Park Mosque last Wednesday night.

Tonight a US TV announcement confirmed two Iranians had been arrested in a plot to kill the Saudi envoy to Washington His Excellency Adel Ali Al-Jubeir.

The plan included blowing up legation buildings and other targets in an Arab Spring-botch Autumn Special campaign of bloodyhell stuff.

Unconfirmed sauces have said one of the captives was the junior sous-chef at Heine's Falafel House & Sheesha Bar near Regent's Park the night that Fox and Werritty sated their hunger.

"Of course, that's just a loada codswallop but whaddahell?" a Fox family cub-person said.

Sir Gus ('Rosie')O'Donnell is 69.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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