Written by j.w.

Friday, 14 October 2011

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New Filing System for Ministers

Revealed today has been the new filing system used by Cabinet Ministers to deal with their correspondence. In future all documents are to be filed in dustbins marked RUBBISH.

This is to economise on space in Minister's heads and to deal with constituents needs in the most meaningful way.

Liam Fox has told his friend Adam Whereishe to use the new system to deal with a mountain of correspondence from throughout the world that has been getting on top of the unhappy couple. Dustbins in Sri Lanka, Israel and America will be filled with discarded defence arrangements.

Meanwhile David Cameron has suggested to his friend Liam to witness the final moments of the Gaddafi demise in Libya.

'Liam, my friend' he said in a hacked telephone conversation 'I want you there in Shite so you can deal with Gaddafi yourself - take Adam along with you to share the embrace.'

Fox has obtained help from his right wing friends who are responding by calling for Cameron to go to Shite to greet Gaddafi.

At the moment it is a toss up whether Ken Clark will be the one to go with plans for dealing with Libyan prisons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Parliament, Rubbish

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