Written by Jaime Morales

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

image for Windy Wendi Blows Jonnie Marbles Away
I mo luv ya long time

Shortly after winning a-one round knock-out over British top pranked contender Jonnie "I lost My" Marbles-, the pride of Shan dong, China, Wendi "the oriental gold-digger" Deng has signed a lucrative contract to fight the welterweight world champion Manny Pacquaio.

The fight will take place on April 1st at "Glenn Beck's Imagination, Sean "fair and balanced" Hannity has been chosen to judge and referee the fight.

In front of a packed house at "The Parliament Arena" the world-wide televised "brouhaha brawl" left the crowd on their feet. According to Putzlynglizard Prize winning magazine "World News" even a napping Murdoch got a wake-up call that day.

Earlier this month Wendi's great-grand-father, I beg your pardon, Wendi's husband, media mogul Rupert Murdoch had advised Wendi that fighting Marbles might be a mistake. After all, he is much bigger than she is.

After the knock out blow an elated Wendi jumped on top of the ropes, pointed her finger at the partially disoriented old geezer and screamed "I told you honey, you were wrong, I won, you got pie on your face."

Next, I'm going to blow that pecker Paquaio away and afterwards I'm going to love it for a long time."

In an interview with the world champion an angry Pacquaio responded, "She has never faced a fighter like me, for sure she will soil the lingerie covering her fortune cookie by the second round it will look more like a vomited-partially-digested poo-poo platter.

As soon as I hit her with a body shot "Windy Wendi" will fart and as such the "hot Asian air head" will dissipate on the air. To put it mildly she stinks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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