Written by grimbo

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

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John Terry has told a press conference that he would be quite happy if either Guus Hiddink or Mark Hughes replaced Carlo Ancelotti as the Blues boss after the latter was released prematurely from his Stamford Bridge contract.

" Guus Hiddink, Mark Hughes, Roy Hodgson, Ian Holloway or Eddie Howe would suit me fine" revealed the Chelsea captain, "as I've recently been struck down with a virus that has left me unable to pronounce houns unless they begin with an 'H'".

That explains why the club struggled for much of last year - latterly Terry couldn't communicate with Ancelotti as he didn't understand most of what he was saying and the centre half could never make out much of what the Italian was saying anyway".

Terry must be hoping and praying that none of the following get the Stamford Bridge gig : Ronald de Boer, Robbie Fowler, Brian Soutar, John Barlett or Willie Bedbanger.




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