Pansy footballers wearing "snoods" (neckwarmers) get sore throats as FIFA ban them!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 6 March 2011

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Warmed-necked "woozies" leave FIFA "ice-cold"!

The latest trend in the soccer world for pampered, over-paid players, has been banned by the governing body, FIFA; they claim neck-warmers or snoods are unaccepable in the real men's game (what?), "choke, choke!" (The writer of this Spoof just got a sore throat)

Manchester City super-stars, Carlos Tevez and co. Started the trend claiming that if they did not wear them in cold weather, they could not f++k and blind at the referee because they would all get sore throats and lose their voice, cough, cough!

Now the FIFA have ordered the banning of the snoods claiming that soccer is a real men's game and not for a bunch of softy "woozies"?

Sir Alex Ferguson, ex-Man U hardmen, Paul Ince and Roy Keane all support the ban, but Arsenal's poofy French Manager Arsene Wenger claims his players need the snoods because they are all foreigners, live in London and cannot adjust to the weather.

Proving the point that Northerners are real men and foreign soccer southerners are a bunch of softies apart from ice-cold Russian import, Andrey Ashavin, who spends his money more wisely; on buckets of Vodka to keep his neck warm, it's a Russian tradition, splutter, splutter!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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