Gray loses Keys in Sky Sports car-park.

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Wednesday, 26 January 2011

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On an emotional day for Gray, after being prematurely sacked due to alleged 'sexist-remarks,' following on from 'fart-gate,' things when from bad to worse for this full-time pie eating Scottish international.

An aggressive Gray fled to the Sky Sports car-park, but there was something missing, ... Keys. Whilst being closely man-marked by a flock of Sky Sauces, ketchup, BBQ and mayo, it was evident to Gray that his car-keys were missing.

Whilst listening to Tinie Tempah, 'Pass-Out' on his new iPhone, which was initially claimed as a "putting-up-with-women-officials expense," Gray flew across the car-park to meet his legal representatives, Purple, Blue and White.

Waiting exposed, we caught up with Gray who had this to say, "the only line that woman should be associated with, is the washing-line! - back to you in the studio.."

Sam Matterface, who owed Gray a favour after losing to him on Fifa, kindly donated his rocket-propelled medieval cannon, which was stolen from Antiques Roadshow, to Gray in a bid to enable the Sky Sports flop to make a not-so flash getaway.

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