Big Sam - From Blackburn to BNP

Funny story written by Mr Spinks

Sunday, 19 December 2010

Recently dismissed Blackburn manager 'Big' Sam Allardyce appears to have shut the door on a return to football management. It would seem that the ex-premier league manager looks set to swap his sheepskin jacket for white robes and pointy cone hat.

Sources close to Allardyce have revealed that the avid racist intends to join close pal Nick Griffin and becoming a key member of the BNP. Although talk may be premature, it is believed that Sam hopes to run for parliament.

A friend who wished to remain anonymous told us, "Is it surprise? No, not really. Sam's is old school England personified. He wants to keep England for English, and he don't like all them other types, if you know what I mean."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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